The Tenderizer Spiked Paddle Slapper Impact from Master Series

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🔥💋 The Tenderizer Spiked Paddle Slapper | American BDSM Sex Toys 🍑💥

Name: The Tenderizer Spiked Paddle Slapper | BDSM Accessories
Brand: Master Series
SKU: AE459
Price: 114.95 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

🇺🇸 Savor the Thrill of Extreme Impact Play with a Metallic Masterpiece 🌶️💣

Hey there, adventurous American pleasure-seekers! Are you prepared to raise the stakes in your BDSM toys collection? Allow us to present our American-crafted The Tenderizer Spiked Paddle Slapper, a BDSM sex toy designed for true pain enthusiasts. This isn't just a spanking paddle - it's an invitation to explore the extremes of pleasure and pain in your bondage games.

🌪️💣 A Punishment Paddle for Deep, Delicious Sensations

Made from heavy aluminum, this extreme paddle features a long handle and a fine waffle texture for maximum tenderization. The ribbed handle offers a solid grip, and the thick, sturdy shaft is designed not to bend or flex as you swing, delivering intense sensations without breaking the skin. Flip it over to the smooth side for a flat, hard impact. No matter how you wield it, this impact play sex toy promises a thrilling ride.

📏Specifications 🔍✅

Measurements: An imposing 22.5 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter - perfect for delivering a range of intense sensations.
Material: Crafted from durable aluminum and metal, offering a superb blend of resilience and firm touch - a true testament to American BDSM sex toys craftsmanship.
Color: A cool grey, adding a sleek touch to your collection of bondage gear.

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SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES	TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME)
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