๐ Ride the Wild Stallion: Fat Mustang Horse Dildo
Dare to dance in the domain of the wild stallion? Mount the regal ramparts of the Fat Mustang, a fiery phantom horse summoned from the lush landscapes of legends. Beware the uninitiated, for this ravishing beast rides the whirlwinds of wildest whims, extending an exclusive invitation only to the bravest. Ignite the inferno of intimate imagination and surrender to the sultry siren song of the sublime steed. With the Fat Mustang, embark on an erotic expedition where every path pulsates with the poetry of passion and pleasure.
Item Dimensions
- Total Length: 6.69 inches | 17 cm
- Insertable Length: 6.10 inches | 15.5 cm
- Head Diameter: 1.57 inches | 4 cm
- Head Circumference: 4.93 inches | 12.5 cm
- Median Diameter: 1.65 inches | 4.2 cm
- Median Circumference: 5.18 inches | 13.15 cm
- Base Diameter: 1.88 inches | 4.8 cm
- Base Circumference: 5.91 inches | 15 cm
๐ช Unleash Your Inner Maverick
Delve deep into the delirium of delight as the Fat Mustang gallops gallantly through the gardens of your untamed desires. This wondrous wild stallion is a master of myriad moods, cradling you in the caresses of its colossal girth and graceful length. Whether you yearn for the yowling yelps of rugged revelry or the gentle gestures of a tender traverse, the Fat Mustang maneuvers the maze of your cravings with majestic mastery. Submit to the sublime, and let the tempest of thrill tenderly trace the terrains of your deepest territories.
๐ฅ Steeds of Pleasure
In the symphony of sensual satisfaction, the Fat Mustang reigns as the resplendent ruler, embodying the epitome of equine elegance. Immerse in the imitation of the iconic stallionโs striking strength, lingering length, and imposing intrigue. Unveil the utopia of unmatched ecstasy with this body-safe, platinum-cured silicone treasure. Each enigmatic embrace of the Fat Mustang is a serenade by the stars, a handcrafted hymn of heavenly harmony ensuring your equine encounter is eternally extraordinary. Engage in the embrace, and let each enthralling episode etch eternities on the canvas of your celestial celebration.
๐ Peace of Mind Guaranteed
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๐ Ride the Ultimate Fantasy
In the theater of titillating thrills, the Fat Mustang emerges as the masterful muse of mythical fantasies. Crafted with a celestial commitment to sensual sophistication, every inch intones the intimate anthem of ardent adventures. Behold the bounteous beauty of the broad head, blooming with blissful bumps, a treasure trove of tantalizing tickles. Succumb to the siren song of the staggering, stallion-esque stature, a diadem of divine dimensions that delve deep into the domains of desire. As the silken symphony of sumptuous surfaces serenades your senses, embark on the odyssey of the ultimate fantasy. Whether in the solace of solitude or the partnership of passionate play, let the Fat Mustang gallop gallantly through the golden gates of your glorious garden, guiding you graciously to the galaxy of grand gratification.
Conclusion: Saddle the Symphony of Splendor
As the aurora unveils the arena of ethereal ecstasy, seize the scepter of sensual splendor with the Fat Mustang. In the kingdom of carnal caresses, let this sublime stallion steer the ship of your sensuous sojourns, sailing smoothly on the seas of stellar satisfaction.
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TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
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Priority Shippingย (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Deliversย 3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
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